Per OnlyJade and Redvalley, I started a thing. I will comply.
I had a perfect one that I thought of after the UCLA game, but in regards to everything that has happened this week, I feel it would be inappropriate for me to post that one. I feel terrible for Coach Bo and the team. This is a difficult time for Team Sunshine, so I will post this in honor of the dwindling optimism after the last game and occurrences of this week. Hope you enjoy.
Scene: Salt standing in front of Team Sunshine
The first rule of Team Sunshine is: You talk about Team Sunshine. The second rule of Team Sunshine is: You talk about Team Sunshine. Third rule of Team Sunshine: Someone yells "you’re driving too slow", "you’re Pollyannas", "you’re delusional", "you're Ned Flanders" the optimism does not stop. Fourth rule: Team Sunshine sticks together. Fifth rule: one comment at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no pessimism, no degrading. Seventh rule: Optimism will go on as long as it can. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night in Team Sunshine, you have to be optimistic!