I wished aloud to my friends that Buffalo football would one day become a national laughingstock - a team so beyond awful that the awful teams on their schedule looked forward to playing Colorado. It has come to pass this year. I'm glad. I hope they stay this way forever.

CU is one team for whom I have nothing but concentrated, crystalline hatred. I think everyone has that one team, and mine is Colorado. CU fans care a lot about their team, and eventually they'll see winning football again. But I hope they never recover, I hope they never have any real hope of success. I hope they stagger along, toothless, blind, and howling, until the sun explodes.