Sad thought to start: even between paying for Charlie and their current coach Kelly, they still don't approach the amount Texas is paying for Mack Brown.
That being said, damn. No wonder Charlie went to Kansas - he already has an insurance plan courtesy of that school in South Bend. WELL DONE TROLLED, Charlie!
If it's any consolation, at least the next time the Irish face Charlie on the field of play, they can ask him to throw the game and he'd be morally obligated to for as much as he's been compensated.
Of course, that'll never happen because it assumes Charlie can make it to a bowl game at Kansas.