Time for my favorite joke about Wisconsin!

If you're driving down a road in Wisconsin and you see a gas station, what sign do you see on it if there isn't another gas station for at least 10 miles?

LAST CHANCE FOR BEER!

Well, today is your last chance at anything resembling college football for the next few months, so you might as well make the most of it!

This is your 2012 Nebraska Red-White Spring Game Open Thread. At least the hope is that there is a spring game, because the latest weather reports aren't looking too good.

Nebraska's Spring Game starts at 1:00 pm.

The game will be shown live on BTN2GO. Remember that you can stream BTN2GO on your computer, iPhone, and iPad. It will also be available on the Big Ten Digital Network, which is a subscription-based service from BTN.

The game will be televised on BTN on tape delay at 9:30 pm.