Cob of the Week: Brian Kelly goes Pelini, Mother Nature, ~ESPN~, and auditioning for a BCS conference.
Typically during the regular season, we post the Cob of the Week on Sunday, but we delayed it because of the holiday. Each week we gather the worst performances in College Football and vote on which one is best (or worst?). We've got some great candidates this week and, as always, if you think you can do better, leave a comment.
Brian Kelly: He just completely loses it when Notre Dame WR TJ Jones bobbles the ball near the South Florida endzone that ends up intercepted. The hopes are running high in South Bend this year after the way last year ended and in one afternoon, a lot of those goals went "poof". Similar to Kelly.
Mother Nature: The football gods apparently do not like all this conference realignment talk during the regular season and so quite a number of games experienced delays this past weekend due to severe weather. Brian Kelly had time to cool off during a total of almost 3 hours of rain delays in South Bend. Tennessee-Montana was 100 min late getting started because of the weather. Iowa had an interruption of 1hr 24min. West Virginia and Marshall's game was called because of extended severe weather and Brady Hoke's first victory at Michigan against Western Michigan was a game that was called near the end of the third quarter. It was believed that Michigan really wanted the game called because that was one less quarter that the opposition had to accumulate stats to make Michigan's defense look bad.
~ESPN~
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So I tried to make a little "Longhorn" symbol out of ESPN and characters on the keyboard. I'm sure someone else can do better than I (SBNation's editing tools automatically put a space in between paragraphs so that's why there's a gap). But they make the list for pissing off a lot of people in Texas who couldn't get the game because it was on the Longhorn Network. Not only that, but College Gameday on ESPN dumped on A&M for leaving because of their ego and hurt feelings, but not because of the LHN. Someone even asked, "Who saw this coming?! A&M to the SEC?" We know of at least one AD who did. I didn't even mention all the stuff coming out of Norman and the reports of the demise of the Big XII coming this week. All because of of one television station that no-one can watch right now.
Iowa State, Kansas State: So with all of the talk about conference realignment, one thing that always stands out is the quality of your football program. KSU and ISU are already on thin ice if this thing falls apart and how did their football teams perform this weekend? While trying to show off to potential BCS conferences, the Wildcats needed a 37-yard TD pass with 1:37 left in the game to beat Eastern Kentucky 10-7. Yes, that's right, they only scored 3 points in the first 58:30 minutes. Against Eastern Kentucky. ISU needed a TD with 40 seconds left to come-from-behind and beat Northern Iowa. Look, I know it's the first week and all, but even those two schools should be able to handle FCS opponents.
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Wow
heard about it, hadn’t seen it until now – Kelly really looked like he was going to have an aneurysm, didn’t he!
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That video made me so happy!
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! I didn’t get a chance to see it live, but I had heard about it. I live in South Bend and HATE ND, so this INSTANTLY went up on my facebook page to rub it in my friends’ faces!
Boiler Up! Hammer Down!
by JuJuan some Moore? on Sep 6, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Coaches chew out players?!? What?
Since when has this been going on?? You mean Pelini is not the only one? I’m shocked.
Is it good for Nebraska if our coach becomes a verb?
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 6, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure
but i bet he had to change his undies during the rain delay
Nebraska, The Good Life
Keith Stone, always smooth
Let's hope that never becomes a verb associated with one of our coaches.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 8, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
From what I saw
Bo was calm on Saturday, we could just start saying coach so’n’so went “Brian Kelly” and put an end to the whole Pelini as a verb thing
Nebraska, The Good Life
Keith Stone, always smooth
This One Might Throw People A Curve...
What are your thoughts on BTN’s coverage ofthe game, TV-productionwise? After I got home from Lincoln, I looked at the tape of the game. It seemed like there were a few what-the-hell-is-the-director-looking-at camera shots. And Ahman Greeen, God love him as a running back, definitely needs work as a sideline reporter; very rough around the edges.
Any thoughts?
Paddle faster, I hear banjos!!
It wasn't PPV.
That being said, BTN did seem a bit off in the broadcast.
Between the camera follow (I think he started following Rex on one play while Martinez was throwing it down the field) and the filler pieces running into gameplay, it wasn’t as crisp as I was expecting.
I’ve no problems with Green. He just retired from football and can still communicate with humans? Color me impressed and amazed. That’s better than 85% of the ESPN stable!
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 6, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I did find one thing funny about Green though..
Pelini can afford to go off against any media member except him. I just thought about that as he went up to Pelini during halftime, I think we would’ve seen a lot of of Pelini’s displeasure with the first half performance rubbed off on the reporter had it not been Green.
by Fake Pelini on Sep 7, 2011 7:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It was rough
They are worse than the Fox broadcasts for the Big Xii games, for sure.
Green was fine. In fact, I was hoping he would drill down more into the offense. But he does seem to give more than the sound bite analysis that we get sometimes.
Looking at you, Craig James.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I think Green was handicapped somewhat by BTN.
They were concerned about bias.
BTN is assisted by Fox so that may explain the less than stellar performance.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
ESPN/LHN is a close second for me.
Great choices this week. That Brian Kelly clip is fantastic. I hope they follow him like they follow Pelini on television. In his defense, that was a ridiculous non-catch, and was the third or fourth time they would fail to score after entering the red zone.
As for ESPN? They, Craig James, the LHN, and their bs journalism can burn for all I care. Let the whole thing blow up. I hope FOX wins broadcast deals in the next rounds of contracts… and I really hate FOX.
Always check the words with the red squiggly line. They mean you probably screwed up.
Let's not doom college football.
Vote for NBC’s new sports ventures.
Tape Delay > Craig James.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 6, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If ever there was a place for a new sports network
I thought Sports Illustrated’s ship had sailed, but I was thinking about this a lot this week. Why couldn’t they talk CNN into spinning off a CNN Sports network? They have cash on hand, broadcasting power, the know-how, a talented(ish) stable of reporters, journalists, and personalities AND they could poach from the CBS/NBC/ESPN stable of people fed up with their deals. This could work!
Always check the words with the red squiggly line. They mean you probably screwed up.
by KennardHusker on Sep 6, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I suspect Turner Broadcasting has no interest in taking on Disney.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 7, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm voting off the grid
The Cob of the Week goes to whoever the blind fashion-challenged person who designed Maryland’s football uniforms were.
I think the process was something along the lines of “Take a standard red-on-white Maryland football uniform, add one Tour de France yellow leader’s jersey, one NASCAR checkered flag and one Arizona Cardinals shoulder color scheme. Throw contents in blender and mix on high for one minute. Sew remnants together and serve with a football helmet colored by the local preschool class.”
by ManAgainstWorld on Sep 7, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't think a Cob of the Week is sufficient for that horror.
That’s on the same plane as Lil’ Red and Craig James.
For me at least.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 7, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions

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