OMG I'm in love! Why did Nebraska have to leave the Big XII! EcoKat is so hot!

by Cobby on Sep 1, 2011 7:50 PM CDT in Cobby - Humor

Did you see her? She's beautiful! The ~~already~~ ~~retired faster than the new cy-hawk trophy~~ new mascot of the Kansas State Wildcats is a HAWT-EEE! Her name is EcoKat. Not only is she hot, she is uber cool too! She saves the world!

That's right. She is saving the world through environmentalism! Her costume is made of 90% repurposed material. Whatever the hell that means. My spell checker is even yelling at me for using that word. It kinda sucks because this will be the first time I've EVER written an article and have used one of those words with a squiggly line underneath it. It's shameful. But I'll do it for...her.

ANYWAY. I can't be distracted by words because I want to be distracted by that goddess... It's cool and all that she wants people to recycle, but haven't we been doing this for 20 years? I know they are behind the times in Kansas (what with banning the teaching of common sense, err evolution and all), but have they really just started to recycle there? Maybe Bubba Starling stayed in Kansas City because of her.

There I go again! Getting distracted. Look at that outfit she wears. It's the sexiest thing I've seen since Princess Leia in the bikini outfit back in Return of the Jedi. That gives me a great idea! I think I'll ask K-State if I can market this outfit. All the women in the world would love to wear one of these for their guy. We could make BILLIONS. We could use Victoria's Secret as an outlet for getting our product to the masses. We can even personalize it by writing <school name> SUCKS across the front!

I would love to rip off those recycled tatters she is wearing. And if you tear them, you can just toss em in the recycle bin and the earth will be ok! And the best part about her? It's her hair. It reminds me of my mom!

Poll

Would you purchase an EcoKat costume for your significant other?

Yes! It's the sexiest thing since sliced bread.

54 votes

No! I'm sure I won't be able to afford it.

82 votes

136 votes | Poll has closed

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I don't think I can come up with an adequate comment to this...picture and outfit

That won’t have Jon saying “Sorry, I gotta ban you”. Damn Standards and Practices.

by Wolvie on Sep 1, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions

clearly

you have not watched enough prime time tv.

innuendo innuendo innuendo

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions

Dude

She’s like 14.

LTC Kilgore: How you feelin' Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker sir!

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson

by Look_A_Red_Squirrel on Sep 1, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

Well, she's actually a senior at KSU

Now…if you want to insinuate a 14yo can graduate from KSU…be my guest. :-D

And…she auditioned for the role, so she could wear a uni made from recycled jockstraps.

by Wolvie on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Wow.

Could have fooled me. Either I’m getting older, or college seniors are getting younger. She looks like that girl from Kick Ass. That’s where I assume they got the idea for the costume.

LTC Kilgore: How you feelin' Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker sir!

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson

by Look_A_Red_Squirrel on Sep 1, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions

You know what I like about those college girls. I get older and they stay the same age.

by the_EDJ on Sep 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions

The hair-style.

A Farrah Fawcett “do” from the 80’s. Now THAT’S recycling.

They're 18 to 22...how perfect were you at that age?
The Power of Red begins with the Passion of Walk-Ons.

by redvalley on Sep 1, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions

There's no way to get hair to do that

without hurting the environment.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Sep 2, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Well, that's why she's saving the environment.

We have five "National Championships"? Can we try and win the conference first?

by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 2, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions

Does this mean

Missouri is going to bring back Captain Planet?

"Where do you put the bayonet?" (upon seeing a flamethrower fo the first time)

by 96operator on Sep 1, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions

I prefer

this Captain Planet

by Wolvie on Sep 1, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Withholding judgement

until I see swinging a power towel.

by Huskerlax on Sep 2, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions

KSU really doesn't spend much $$$ on mascots, do they?

The effect of Prince’s buyout goes far and wide.

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Sep 2, 2011 11:41 AM CDT reply actions

Well, if they did, they might end up with an abomination like Lil' Red.

We have five "National Championships"? Can we try and win the conference first?

by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 2, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions

I Wonder If They Let The Girls See The Costume Before Auditioning

“And here is what you will be wearing, if you are chosen as EcoKat!”
Silence
“Uh, I just remembered, I have an exam I gotta study for….”
“Oh, man, my boyfriend just texted me his grandma died and we have to leave right away!”
“Wow! Look at that! I forgot to clean the lint baffle on the dryer! Gotta go!”
Room empties.
“Wait! Wait! Where are you going? Wait!”
One girl remains.
“So” the stupid promotional director sighs “I suppose you have a pressing appointment elsewhere too?”
“No! I think that uniform is really keen!”
“Really?” the poor guys eyes light up.
“No. Not really. I lost a bet.”
“Wh…what bet?”
Sighs “That there was no way anyone could come up with something worse than the that god-awful Cy-Hawk corn trophy, dammit.”