Big Ten Media Days arrive tomorrow, and even though it's a shiny new conference, we shouldn't kid ourselves that the event isn't anything much more than controlled theatre. Joe Paterno is the only one that typically says anything really interesting, and that's because he doesn't have to prove anything to anyone. But, in case, you're interested, here's what you might expect. Not so much from the coaches, or the players (we'll get to that) but if you're actually going - pants are optional.