ND is the really hot girl that you flirted with for years and when you finally hit it, dead fish....

ND is the really hot girl that you flirted with for years and when you finally hit it, dead fish. So there you are, feeling stupid after having wasted all that time and it was about as good as rubbing one out in the shower before bed. And no matter what, no one feels great about rubbing one out.

Nebraska on the other hand, is the girl next door that you’ve always liked but never really considered. You’ve always respected her, and kept up with what she’s doing, but it never really dawned on you she was a girl. Then one day things just happened to click… Now you’re laying there with a cigarette hanging out your mouth thinking. Whoa… I’m going to have to work out just to keep up.

Nebraska all the way…

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Freaking

hilarious! That has made my weekend!

Cheers!

GOBIGRED!

by tommiehusker on Apr 8, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions

Hey, thanks for putting out, Big Red!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Apr 8, 2011 3:07 PM CDT reply actions

Thats ok, hope you enjoyed it!

We will make you pay for it when 40,000+ of our In-laws show up at your stadium and make you hate the color Red!

So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!

by Amonra on Apr 8, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions

I wouldn't count on there being 40K UNL fans in Kinnick.

It just won’t happen. This isn’t Iowa State. We LOVE our football. Our football team loves us back.

I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials

by Swarley on Apr 9, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions

I never thought I’d see my words on the front page of CornNation. I’ve been a big fan of Nebraska since 1981. We actually won that year, but the energy and your coach! Well let’s just say I fell in love. I will always favor my Hawkeyes, but I will always love my Huskers too. And now that you guys are almost here I have three favorite teams in the B1G. Iowa, Nebraska, and who ever is playing fOSU!

Go HAWKS! Go Big Red! fOSU!

by Grixxly on Apr 8, 2011 4:22 PM CDT reply actions

I was going to say

this wasn’t an OTE original but a rehash from EXPANSIONPALOOZA! Well done, Grixxly, well donw.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions

LOL

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Apr 8, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions

Can we be a brunette? I prefer brunettes...

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by nateforchiefs on Apr 9, 2011 5:29 AM CDT reply actions