B1G Conference Names: Pig & Corn (from Black Shoe Diaries)

Having visited the  Black Shoe Diaries site, one of the writers there uses the following terms for the two B1G divisions: Pig & Corn

Not bad, and they do kind of reflect the regions that the teams represent. And the Corn Nation fits right in there in the Corn division, don't you think? That L&L shit has to go!

Below are the current standings posted on the BSD site, simply as filler here to meet the ridiculous requirements of 75 words.

Big Ten Standings. 

Pig
Penn State 5-0 (3-0)
Ohio State 3-2 (3-0)
Wisconsin 3-2 (2-1)
Purdue 2-3 (1-2)
Illinois 2-3 (1-3)
Indiana 0-6 (0-4)

Corn
Michigan State 4-1 (2-1)
Iowa 3-2 (2-1)
Nebraska 3-2 (2-1)
Michigan 3-2 (2-2)
Minnesota 1-4(1-3)
Northwestern 2-4 (1-2)