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Can Nebraska Fans "Hate" Iowa Yet?

"Who hates Iowa?"

If you go to a Minnesota game, you're bound to hear that at some point. Yes, that even includes basketball and other sporting events. You can even hear it when Minnesota isn't playing Iowa.

And here we are. It's time for the last game of the season. Iowa was set up as our season ending "rivalry game". We are going to play for the Heroes Trophy or is it the Corn Bowl? The question needs to be asked. Since they are our end-of-year-rivalry game, should we hate them like Minnesota does?

"We believe that the people of Iowa and the people of Nebraska are very much alike in many ways.  Both believe in an honest day's work, the importance of community and family, and both love college football and their football heroes.  We also know there are citizens of our states doing exceptional things every day and we think they are deserving of some recognition and we look forward to using this game to do that," said Tom Osborne, director of athletics at the University of Nebraska.

"Who hates Iowa?"

Thanks for the uplifting soundbite Tom, but what the hell does it have to do with playing a football game? We still don't now what this Heroes Trophy is going to look like. We know what the Innocent's Society (Nebraska) and the President's Leadership Society (Iowa) Corn Bowl will look like. I'm kind of shocked that the Heroes Trophy hasn't been leaked onto the intrawebs yet. I think the reason for that is because people only leak things that they care about and the reaction to the Heroes Game announcement was...subpar.

Star-divide

So, back to my original question. Iowa may be our end of season rival, but can we really hate them? I mean what has Iowa really done to deserve our hatred? We're not  Purdue. The Boilermakers have reason to hate the Hawkeyes. They've beaten the Hawkeyes more often than not since 1910 (Purdue 45 wins, Iowa 33 wins, 3 ties), but pesky Iowa sneaks in a win every now and then. Can you image losing to Iowa 33 times? I guess that would generate some hate.

"Who hates Iowa?"

Most of my family is from a small town in Iowa called Manning. My relatives from Iowa weren't big into football. I had an aunt that went to Iowa State and her husband would go to Ames occasionally for a game. He really didn't care much about either of the two in-state football schools and was known more for instigating arguments between the Hawkeye family members and the Cyclone family members.  He would sit back and listen to both sides bicker about who was better and wait for a moment where they would stop arguing to throw in a comment like, "So what do you think about the Huskers?" This would result in everyone in the room turning at the same time to glare at my Uncle.

I can see why Iowa State hates us (15-84-2), but Iowa? We hardly played them. The only real reason I can see why Hawkeye fans might hate Nebraska is the jealousy factor. <insert superior Nebraska statistic here>

"Who hates Iowa?"

Since my roots are in Iowa and I've spent most of my life in Omaha, I've paid attention to athletics in Iowa. I wanted to see them do well, because they were my family. It's where I came from and I felt a connection there. I still keep tabs on the Cyclones because I want them to do well. I got on the horn with my ISU buddies after they beat Oklahoma State last Friday. It was a great time and they were all excited. I can't hate the Cyclones.

"Who hates Iowa?"

When I was a kid, the whole Big 8 / Big Ten thing confused me. I understood that Nebraska was always good and that they were a "top ranked" team most years. I thought that the Big 8 meant that you were a top 8 team and that a Big Ten school meant you were a top 10 team. Yea, there's a little weirdness with that thought process, but when you are a kid and don't understand the concept of a conference, just your school and that there are other schools that you play, it works. We would also travel back and forth to Iowa to see family. I would hear about the Hawkeyes and I never understood why we didn't play them every year. It seemed to make sense that we should. They were right next door. They did lose a lot back then. Maybe they were scared because they were "Big Ten" and we were better than they were because we were "Big 8". Apparently Iowa State was a top 8 school, but not Iowa.

"Who hates Iowa?"

So we got stomped last weekend by Michigan. It sucks. We can bitch about the coaches or the players or the refs or the wind all we want. Fact is, there is another game to be played this week. The team doesn't have time to complain or reflect on Michigan or Iowa will catch them off guard. A 10-3 regular season is ok for our first trip through the conference. Getting smoked in two of those losses is concerning, but the coaches need to learn the new conference too. Remember Oklahoma 2008? We learned. We got better. We were competitive with the Sooners the next two times we played em. If we lose to Iowa and Northwestern beats Michigan State, we will tie for 4th in the Legends division. Since Northwestern beat us head-to-head, that actually puts us at 5th in the division.

This game is important because losing to Iowa will create a 3-loss November. That's not a good way to enter bowl season. Beating Iowa will give us a strong finish to our first year in the Big Ten and a likely Florida-based bowl game against the ess eee sea.

"Who hates Iowa?"

Ok. I'm done with all of my tangents. I didn't have time to write up a story for each thought that was going through my head so they all get smashed into one story.

I don't hate Iowa. A win on Friday would just seem like another win for me at this point. I'm not even sure that I care about the "rivalry trophy(ies)" being crafted for this game. A loss would be similar to Northwestern. Of course I don't know too many Northwestern fans that give me flack about it. I wonder how the Hawkeye fans would treat the win? Would I learn to hate em as much as Purdue does? Time will tell.

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I'm more interested in why Mean Gene Okerlund

was running security for Minnesota. Seems odd.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Fun Fact

Gene Okerlund was born in Robbinsdale, Minnesota – a suburb of the Cities. He was probably holding the team back so they didn’t run all the way to Iowa and pillage an already desolate hog farming wasteland

When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic

by Marshmoose on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to Minnesota on Wednesday for Thanksgiving

I hate the fact that I have to drive through Iowa. Maybe I should take the long route and go through South Dakota? Oh crap, that state sucks too.

Look me up on youtube sometime...if you're really bored.

by Billgrip on Nov 21, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

I'm headed to Nebraska.

I also hate Iowa. I mean, driving through Iowa.

Oh heck, I hate Iowa.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

There is a saying in my family when driving East on I-80

Iowa is FOREVER. I also can not imagine the personal hell it would be to travel across Texas.

by BledRed on Nov 21, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

If your family thinks driving across Iowa takes FOREVER,

that means they’ve never driven through Nebraska.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I have. It's not as bad as Iowa.

Play for the love of the game. A Cornhusker through feast or famine. That's the Nebraska way.

by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure it is. In western Iowa, the landscape changes; it's hilly.

Once you get west of say, Lincoln, there aren’t any hills on I-80 until you hit Cheyenne. Not only is it as bad as Iowa, it’s significantly worse, and takes a lot longer.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Crazy, right? It magnifies the boredom.

I just looked it up on Google maps – it’s 432 miles from Omaha to Kimball. Obviously that isn’t all the way to the Wyoming border, but Kimball seemed like a good reference point.

From Davenport to Council Bluffs, it’s 296 miles.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You win.

Iowa is definitely not as many miles east to west as Nebraska.

by BIGRED J on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a response to the person who said it takes "FOREVER"

to drive across Iowa. If it takes FOREVER to drive across Iowa, I don’t know want to know what measure of time that individual would use to drive across Nebraska.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Eons. Duh.

But at least it’s not Iowa.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

And you get to go 75

You fell like you are stuck in Iowa cuz you can only go 65 it feels longer.

by ~OnlyJade~ on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Speed limit in Iowa is 75.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Anywhere there is not construction.

Therefore, the speed limit in Iowa is 65.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on where you're at. There is a lot of

construction on 29 and around Council Bluffs, but I-80 between Des Moines and 680 is mostly construction free.

I have to go up to Sioux City a couple of times a month, and I can’t remember any really intrusive construction going on, at least on I-80.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was making more jokes.

That I-29 construction is the most annoying out of any of the construction. Three bridges out at one time and they were only working on one of them.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Guess its been awhile.

I’ve been driving through Missouri here lately to get home

by ~OnlyJade~ on Nov 21, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It did take FOREVER

We were traveling to Fort Wayne to see family and it was a 65 speed limit in Iowa at the time. Iowa was literally half the trip there if not more. Coming FROM Nebraska, Penn is the only state wider than Iowa on I-80.

by BledRed on Nov 22, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Coming from someone

Who used to make that 432 mile drive (add 22 miles BTW to get to the Wyoming border or 75 to get to Cheyenne). It really isn’t horrible. I have defiantly been on worse highways.

by ~OnlyJade~ on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Made that drive 4 times myself.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Back in the day when we traveled East to see family in Fort Wayne, Iowa was literally half the trip

The speed limit at that time was 65 mph in Iowa and thus made that 300 mile wide state last FOREVER. As far as going East on I-80 FROM Nebraska, Pennsylvania is the only state wider than Iowa.

by BledRed on Nov 22, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Pennisalvania is the worst

I’d take Nebraska and Iowa over penn any day.

by ~OnlyJade~ on Nov 21, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would we drive across Nebraska?

We live here. Generally where you live is the starting point of your journey.

by BledRed on Nov 22, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know - maybe you travel a lot? In the military or have family on both

ends of the state? Lots of reasons.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 22, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

South Dakota = North Nebraska.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa is like our alter-ego

Except they think they are better than us. I’m not referring to our football programs, I’m referring to our cultures.

Look me up on youtube sometime...if you're really bored.

by Billgrip on Nov 21, 2011 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Iowa.

This is the one game above all others on the schedule I will not tolerate a loss in. Iowa is the perfect team for a true “rival.” And don’t say we don’t have rivals. Rivals are fun. They make a game that much more exciting.

I HATE IOWA. MUST NOT LOSE.

by Mr. Bump on Nov 21, 2011 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

*Points to cornfields*

Ours are better.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa

Reminds me tremendously of Missouri (their football programs, not their states). Black and gold teams that are usually average to good but never good enough. They share the same professed irritation with Nebraska: our (perceived) sanctimonious fan base. It’s also obvious that they’re deeply envious of Nebraska’s past success. They both engage in calling Nebraska “Nebby” or “Nubs” more heavily than any other fan bases I’ve seen and both enjoy the caricature of the stupid hick Nebraska fan. Both take pride in comparing their academics to UNL, which they refer to as a glorified community college, even though all three are quite close by pretty much any measure.

Oh, and both have/will lost/lose the vast majority of their games against the Huskers.

I can’t hate a team that can’t beat us 40% of the time. I can however dislike their punk fanbases and enjoy it when they lose 4, 5, 6, or 7 times in the regular season.

"My hardest job is to convince the people of Nebraska that 10-1 is not a losing season." - Tom Osborne

by jdhusker on Nov 21, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

But does Iowa have a journalism school?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Perhaps you've heard of Tom Brokaw?

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

So yes?

Then you are the new Mizzou.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa is known more for producing

doctors, dentists, and lawyers than they are for journalism. The best journalism school in the conference is Northwestern.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You asked if Iowa had a journalism school.

Had you asked if Iowa had a dental school, law, or medical school, and if I had known of any famous graduates of said schools, I might have said that. But you asked about journalism.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Sir, I'm sure you're academically superior to Missouri.

I was making a joke about Missouri, not Iowa, at the expense of your thoughtful albeit roundabout response.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

there

are famous dentists?

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by Jon Johnston on Nov 22, 2011 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure

Dont you know Hermey? Although I think he got his degree from the University of the North Pole and not Iowa, but he’s famous.

by ~OnlyJade~ on Nov 22, 2011 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you don't hate them now, because of the

novelty of playing them, like playing with a shiny new toy. After a couple of times, it wears off, trust me.

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by KenK on Nov 21, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

So...if we do hate them...

What’s next? Loathing? Burning down cities?

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

oooooooo

I will now be stuck in very long contemplation

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by Jon Johnston on Nov 22, 2011 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

If we lose to Iowa

We might as well s***t in a sack and label it ‘2011 Season’.

by BledRed on Nov 21, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

If we lose to Iowa, it will be a very long year.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 21, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously

You guys have never been around Iowa football fans. I grew up in a “border town” between Iowa and Nebraska.
You would have thought growing up as a Husker fan was the equivalent of growing up a Jew in Nazi Germany. Constant ridicule, mocking, and bullying were all during the season. It was during the golden ages (94, 95, 97, etc.) of Osborne, too!
Their hatred for us has been unmatched, and we never played them. Even when we beat them in the early 2000’s, they still were relentless. They are by far one of the worst fan bases in college football.

Their classlessness with rival Colorado fans (which I laughed at when I first saw that they were going to be replaced by Iowa). We may not see the brunt of it this year, but mark my words, we will see it when we head to Kinnick. Drunkards who have no respect for opposing fans. Ask any of our brethren in the B1G about going to Kinnick and dealing with the Hawks fans. You will get the same response.
I know some of them will come trolling our page saying that isn’t them, and they may be right. I’m sure there are good fans. But for God’s sake, they are not in the majority.
“Who hates Iowa?”
I do. We all should. Fuck them.
/rant. Can I has some cats now? :3

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by AdamTheTitan on Nov 21, 2011 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

Actually, most fanbases not named Iowa State

say that Iowa fans and Kinnick is one of the better places to visit in the Big Ten. Every fanbase has its assholes (some more than others) but I would say no team has a majority them (no, not even Nebraska). As long as an opposing fan isn’t being a douche, he/she is generally treated with respect by fans in Iowa City. I would just ask that you reread your comment and ask yourself if you are not one of the fans perpetuating the myth of the pretentious Nebraska fan.

I completely respect Nebraska’s history but I’m not jealous of Nebraska fans because, to put it quite simply, none of you had anything to do with Nebraska’s historic success. I could start cheering for Nebraska this year and no one besides my friends would know the difference. Why should I be jealous of someone’s arbitrary decision? Never understood that when Michigan and Ohio State fans used that one and I still don’t understand it. It’s obvious that nothing Iowa fans say or do will change your mind so I’ll just stop now.

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by ClaybornSmash on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly..

I’ve seen people in Iowa City be drunk idiots to opposing fan bases, but I’ve seen just as many people, in Omaha, be drunk idiots as well, when you don’t root for Nebraska on game day.

by GodDam_Hawkeyes on Nov 22, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

There are stupid fans everywhere, right? I think a lot of this paranoia of crappy behavior from the opponents stems from Nebraska’s slightly (understatement) thin-skinned demeanor. There has not been a generation of fans that has not experienced some sort of success at this point, and every team really put a target on Nebraska’s back, which was absolutely fair and cool. Of course, that requires to take it when you lose… That’s not something that anyone has gotten too good at. So now we are in the B1G, and when Iowa fans talk trash, people take it personally, which is ridiculous. Also, the Big XII had bred some familiarity and incidents. Colorado had the frozen oranges, keyed cars, and urine balloons. Missouri had some of the same incidents, but not quite as bad. A lot of this paranoia is because some teams follow through on the promises of being mean-spirited. Still, I feel like this has all been in good fun so far.

Anyhow, I’m looking forward to the border game. It’s about time. Will I talk trash if Iowa loses? Absolutely. Will I perpetuate as much trash talking if Nebraska loses? Um, probably (you know, because Nebraska didn’t lose to Minnesota). Will I still go get a drink with an Iowa fan after the game regardless of outcome? Definitely. Because this is a game, and trying to make it something more is just sad. With that said, let’s commence on the hate again. (PS, my goal is to get to Kinnick next year. It’s an easy drive, and I hear it’s just an awesome place to watch football.)

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by KennardHusker on Nov 22, 2011 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

But you did lose to jNW.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 22, 2011 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

This is the appropriate response

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Nov 22, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

You haven't been in the B1G long enough to know that not only will

jNW lose to Sparty, but that they haven’t won a bowl games since Harry Truman was in the White House. They’ll finish 6-7 on the year.

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by CarolinaHawk on Nov 22, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

We wanted to see what it was like.

Empathy and stuff.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 22, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY!!!!
none of you had anything to do with Nebraska’s historic success

You go tell this guy that none of us had anything to do with Nebraska’s historic success: http://nebraska.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=181&tid=150042417&mid=150042417&sid=928&style=2

As for me. I… uh, bought some shirts. And tickets. I supported the team. Doesn’t that count for something?????

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by Jon Johnston on Nov 22, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I know I contributed.

If you believe my superstitions, that is.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 22, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I've had so many of my superstitions for Iowa victory crushed over the past two years

it has forced me to come to the harsh conclusion that I, personally, have no impact on the game except for being as loud as I can whenever I’m lucky enough to be in the stadium… This realization, as you can imagine, was soul-crushing.

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by ClaybornSmash on Nov 22, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I started being a fan of Nebraska right around the time a bad case of NFLAIDS hit Nebraska.

I think I’m still justified in my superstitions.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 22, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You speak the TRUTH!!!

I know i have a whole closet full of my teams apparel. I’m an honest, hardworking, blue collar guy. It really puts a dent in my pocket to shell out for tickets and gas to go watch and yell til i can’t on Saturdays. Pisses me off when i say “we” , and some jackass says " i didn’t know you were on the team" I didn’t have the talent to play football for the University of Nebraska, but i for damn sure have contributed.

by BIGRED J on Nov 22, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed !

We will all root for the team that doesn’t have extreme d-bags wearing foam rubber corn hats and obnoxious striped overalls!

Wait a minute…

What the? We need the resolve to either go corn-tastic or not at all!

Guaranteed that ABC opens with b-roll footage of a combine in a corn field. We’re both screwed.

by Vandy's Mom Digs Me on Nov 22, 2011 9:29 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Well, they could do worse than a combine.

Thankfully things look snow-free, so Lincoln won’t look desolate.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 22, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

The lead will be something like this


“In the cornfields of Nebraska and Iowa, kids made their own toys and dreamed of playing football for their home state. All they had is corn, and that is what we will show you at least 100 stock photos of. What? This isn’t corn? Are you sure? I think it is. Everyone knows you can’t grow beans. Wait, seriously? You can grow a ‘soybean’? Um, this is awkward. Farm joke, farm joke, desolate areas joke, farm joke. Commercial”

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by KennardHusker on Nov 22, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget

that if they show a guy on a tractor, it won’t be a tractor that’s actually been in use for 40 years.

Well… maybe that’s still true in Iowa.

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by Jon Johnston on Nov 22, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

HYVEE HEROES.

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by Salt Creek and Stadium on Nov 22, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgotto include "corn pun" in the last sentence.

Other than that, dead on.

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