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The Big Eight Family Portrait and Merriment

Hello again, Red.

It's Misopogon of MGoBlog. I hope you're still enjoying your welcome to the Big Ten, which is like the Big XII except there's twelve teams here instead of ten....er....yeah. Oh, and the referees aren't out there trying to screw you unless you are a.) trapped in a fairy world imagined by a Penn State fan, b) Illinois, or c.) a known Domer; in which case, a.) We can't help you; b.) Yes, but nobody really cares; or c.) Don't even talk:

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This week EDSBS turned up a few old family portraits and did a "What's the SEC thinking?" rundown to go with it. Our SBNation blog promptly followed suit for the Big Ten When Men Were Men (and Ten Were Ten). With all these cute family photos going around, I figured I'd dig up your old one too.

Bunch of Looney Tunes if you ask me....

Colorado: Urrrggggghhhh.....Wessssst? Goooooo wwwwesssst? Hawwwwkins connnnntract ooooovvvver?

 

Nebraska: Be verrrrwy quiet. We're weaving foaw a  weal confewence with weal cowweges! Good heavens, we weave and da whole confewence disitegwated!

 

Missouri:Heeey, man, if you be splittin' what about lettin' a cool cat come jive in the Big Ten-to-Twelve too?

 

Kansas: "I say, I say, I say, son, you can't be goin' off pretending like we're a football conference anymore. Now, watch me play this game called basket-ing ball."

 

 

Oklahoma: "Gosh, I get blamed for everything I do. What if I was in the Southwest Conference...[dream sequence in which Ralph Phillips Sooner combines SWC and Big Eight, then gets to pay players through oil tycoon boosters and get away with it].

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Oklahoma State: Why you no-good, long-eared varmint, I oughtta....uh....oh, nothing Sooner...sir. (someone's clearly suffering from an abusive relationship at home).

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Kansas State: "Thufferin' this Thuckatash thince Eighteen-Ninety-Three!"

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Iowa State: "I tawt I tode you: DOTE PWUT ME NETT TO TH' PUDDY TAT!"

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Lookin' forward to making new legends together!*

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(Closest thing to a Wolverine, okay?)

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* U.S.A., America, and all support/patriotism thereof property of Iowa.

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