Colorado's Budget Crisis: How Would You Solve It?

Stop going to strip bars and start Working as a chimpandale dancer. Unless your a lineman and than your the bouncer

Put lots of Bologna, Mac, and Cheese on the cafeteria menu.
(and you thought I was going to reference Ralphie burgers)

Move students out of the dorms, rent the rooms to tourists.

Violate NCAA rules, ask the NCAA to ban all sports for 3 years.

Move Hawkins to an administrative position, auction off “Coach for a week”

Rent out campus greens for livestock grazing.

Convert campus building heat, hot water, and lighting to wood burning stoves.

Go to Vegas yearly, bet it all on red.

Use players for custodial work during “Practice”

Sell blood (the juice and cookie will be a nice change up from bologna, Mac, and Cheese)

Threaten not to leave the Big 12! If they don’t leave, it really throws a wrench in the works for the new television contract and revenue sharing plan. TA&M leaves for SEC. UT leaves for PAC. OU and Okie Lite go somewhere. CU picks up the exit fees, then leaves for the PAC themselves.

Yes, there is a scenario whereby CU can destroy the Big 12 by not leaving!

Joking aside, this really is sad.