"Suh, that dude was a manchild," said a Big 12 opposing assistant coach. "The scary thing is the guy who lined up next to him, Jared Crick, has a different skill set but definitely is as hard to block."    

Definitely, dude, definitely hard to block, that Crick dude. Where's the Cheetos?

Hey, dudes at Athlon. When you're putting your pre-season mags together, make sure you're not contacting anyone in Boulder on 4/20. They're... uh... busy doing something else and not really paying attention to what you're asking.