"Suh, that dude was a manchild" - Says Stoned Big 12 Opposing Assistant Coach

by Cobby on May 26, 2010 12:55 PM CDT in Cobby - Humor

"Suh, that dude was a manchild," said a Big 12 opposing assistant coach. "The scary thing is the guy who lined up next to him, Jared Crick, has a different skill set but definitely is as hard to block."

Definitely, dude, definitely hard to block, that Crick dude. Where's the Cheetos?

Hey, dudes at Athlon. When you're putting your pre-season mags together, make sure you're not contacting anyone in Boulder on 4/20. They're... uh... busy doing something else and not really paying attention to what you're asking.

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Yeah

because only people who are stoned say “dude”…

I'm your huckleberry.

by Brizzle T on May 28, 2010 3:12 AM CDT reply actions

uh

actually, it’s “manchild” that makes no sense here.

WTF does that mean and why would Athlon include such an idiotic statement about Nebraska football?

by Cobby on May 28, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions

Man among children

would be better…

by Husker_in_KC on May 28, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Man among boys.

I heard UNLV’s former standout basketball player, Larry Johnson, referred to as a man among boys. I think that could have been applied to Suh during his Senior season at Nebraska as well.

The Minnesota Vikings - Undefeated in the Playoffs at Lambeau Field!

by BaldViking on May 30, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions