Ndamukong Suh Eats His Own Meat Head

Just a few days after sealing his legacy with an endowed scholarship to the University of Nebraska School of Engineering, Ndamukong Suh was forced to confront himself as a giant head made of pepperoni and cheese. Along is Clemson's C.J.Spiller.

Flyingsuh400_medium
Click for large size image.... if you dare.

What's amazing is that they don't look horrified, stunned, or taken aback. Each "bust" is an artistic representation of the players from the chest up, made of more than 1,000 slices of pepperoni and weighing approximately 30 pounds. I was informed both players love pepperoni.... but who doesn't?


Apparently the whole thing is part of a deal they're doing with Subway, because this Suh dude has become a big deal.

Suh's response to all this? "Crazy, man, it's just crazy".

No, crazy isn't seeing a giant meat and cheese creation of yourself. Crazy is seeing it, and the first part you chose to eat is your own eyeball, even if it is tasty black olive and pimento.
Suheatshead
Straight for the eyeball? Egad!!!!!!
Click for large size image.

 


Then there's the video, which starts innocently enough with a gentle man asking for pepperoni. Next thing you know, he's oddly reminiscent of Obi Wan Kanobi, calmly creating Suh and Clemson's C.J. Spiller out of... meat and Subway sandwich parts.



Brings a whole new meaning to the marketing slogan "Subway - Eat Fresh", doesn't it?

Suhnspillerheads
I wonder if they can preserve these.... maybe shellac them, take them home, put them on a shelf and terrify the neighborhood children. I sure as hell would.
Click for large size image.
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Corn Nation

You must be a member of Corn Nation to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Corn Nation. You should read them.

Join Corn Nation

You must be a member of Corn Nation to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Corn Nation. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker