Big 12 May Contract As Nebraska And Kansas In Secret Talks to Merge
Citing a confidential source, CN has learned that the Universities of Nebraska and Kansas are in secret talks regarding a plan to merge athletic departments. The result would bring great football to Kansas and great basketball to Nebraska while at the same time strengthening the earning potential for both schools. The Big 12 conference currently splits television revenues based on appearances, the idea is to leverage the best teams of both schools against other schools in the conference.
The football team will remain the "Cornhuskers" while the basketball team will retain the name "Jayhawks", although the new school colors will be a mixture of red, white, and blue with the hopes that the newly formed merger will generate a flurry of merchandise purchasing, driving further revenue into both schools.
It's not known at this time whether the merged athletic departments will make a plea to join the Big 10, or urge the Big 12 conference to stay intact and seek expansion by bringing in another school to join the conference.
When asked about the radical nature of the merger, our source stated, "Everyone knows there's a recession coming to collegiate athletics and the result is going to be a radical shift in how universities operate. You'd better prepare yourselves. We aren't the only schools talking about things like this."
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Oh no...
This is a bad idea. Everyone remembers when the greedy corporate-types couldn’t leave the regular Gremlins alone, and had scientists create hybrid “super-Gremlins” from spiders, gargoyles, and sintra-esque crooners in Gremlins 2.
Sometimes it’s just not worth it.
Wait….Turner Gill got hired. Oh man, it’s already started…that’s how they get ya. Covert like….
"Not the victory but the action; Not the goal but the game;
In the deed the glory"
GO BIG RED!
April Fools?
Please tell me this is an early April fools day joke? Bringing the two schools together would ruin the pride of Nebraska, our football team. I refuse to support a sports team from Kansas, and I refuse to support a team that is merged with Kansas. The fact is, Nebraska is good at football and bad at men’s basketball, and Kansas is the other way around. That’s how it is, and if they want to be good at both then it is the responsibility of both schools to have the right coaches and recruit the right players.
What if Oklahoma and Texas decided to do this 10 years down the road? Or wait! Let’s just combine the entire big 12…maybe then we can beat a few teams from the mighty SEC…maybe.
Bottom line, this is a horrible idea.
This is a drunken thought right?
Right? Somebody make this all go away…….
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
Noooooooooooo!
I don’t even understand how Tom Osborne could even scheme up something as ugly as this? If ANYONE understands the tradition of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team, it’s TOM OSBORNE. Ever since I was a little boy, the tradition of this school has been engrained in my skull and to hear something like this, just kills me. It will be a cold day in hell when I decide to root for the Nebraska-Kansas Cornhuskers. Dear God, please tell me this is a joke. Corn Nation, you have officially ruined my day.
They are past preliminary talks
And now in the negotiation phase.
Win-Win for Me
Even though this sounds ridiculous to everyone else, I am very pleased with this idea. While not wanting to taint the Nebraska Cornshuskers name with “Kansas” for the football side, I have always been an in-the-closet Jayhawk basketball fan. I was born and raised a Husker, but I recently moved about 15 minutes away from Lawrence and would LOVE to have more Husker football support down here.
Ha
Fantastic! Thanks for the humor, although to be honest you did have me going for a little while.
Guys, it's from COBBY!
While I don’t speak for the mods of this site, can I please ask you all to understand this is from “Cobby”, which means it is for humor purposes only. Don’t call radio stations and ask if this is going down.
::sigh::
Ha ha yes
especially since it’s posted in Cobby-Humor……
Surgeon General's Warning: K-State-Mizzou basketball may increase the risk of high blood pressure. Please consult your doctor prior to watching any of these games.
Heck...I recognized this as a Cobby post...
…from just the RSS summary on Facebook…
Pay attention guys!
I had no idea this was a humor post......
Thank you for clarifying….
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...

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