A Reader's Guide to Internet Rumors
I've had it with rumors for now. I'll believe hard news, but I will be taking anything without a named sources with a salt mine, and you should, too. And, to help you along, here's a little bit of a rumormongering lexicon:
"A person close to the program" -- someone near a copy of Internet Explorer
"A source close to the situation" -- a cast member on Jersey Shore
"A reliable source" -- a source that can be relied on either for their unfailing accuracy or unfailing inaccuracy
"A player on the team" -- a member of some team -- possibly football, flag football, broomball, or Quiz Bowl
"a source with ties to the program" -- a rope supplier or possibly someone who walks on the railroad tracks near Memorial Stadium
"A source with knowledge of the situation" -- someone who watches Jersey Shore
"A member of the coaching staff" -- someone who coaches a team -- possibly football, softball, cheerleading, or 9-Ball
"A trusted source" -- a source with a trust fund
"An anonymous source" -- someone the reporter can't identify because they have no idea who they are
"A source inside the program" -- someone standing on campus
"My cousin/brother/sister/roommate" -- the reporter
Feel free to add anything I've forgotten, and enjoy sifting through the endless cycles of rumors and speculation!
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Yea.
It’s getting really old. Once the season is over and the national coaching carousal is done, things should quiet down.
I'm fairly certain
that this guide isn’t true 100% of the time, but that 100% of these have been 100% true multiple times in the past
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