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Worst of the Big 12: The Big 12 Cob Of the Week!

Colorado head coach Dan Hawkins wondering why he's nominated this week. It's because you suck, Hawk

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Colorado head coach Dan Hawkins wondering why he's nominated this week. It's because you suck, Hawk

Every Tuesday, Corn Nation will present nominations for the worst performances in the Big 12, also known as the Big 12 Cob of the Week! Nominees can include teams, players, coaches, fans, or anything that has to do with Big 12 college football.

You, the fans, get to vote on who wins the Big 12 COTW, and the winner gets moved into the year end selection for the (not so prestigious) Big 12 Cob of the Year!

Fans are also welcome to make their own nominations in the comments section!

Husker Mike:

My first choice is Dan Hawkins and offensive coordinator Eric Kiesau. After last year's horrible offense, Buff fans thought that they couldn't do worse than Mark Helfrich's spread offense.

Oops.

Rather than ride the strength of the offense, a young group of touted running backs, Hawkins and Kiesau decided to go all-Air Colorado against cross-state rival Colorado State.  This despite only having one returning wide receiver who has ever caught a pass.  


My second choice would be the guys at RalphieReport.com, who raised a ruckus when I criticized Dan Hawkins and Eric Kiesau's plan to implement a pro-style offense at Colorado.  They insisted that I misinterpreted Kiesau's statements, and the intention was to implement a two back rushing attack, not to try to trust Cody Hawkins to throw the ball 30 or 35 times a game.

Instead, what they got was Hawkins throwing the ball 42 times...and those touted running backs getting about a dozen carris.

Jlew's nomination:

I nominate Ed Cunningham and Ron Franklin the ESPN announcers for my cob of the week. During the Missouri Illinois game Missouri's linebacker Sean Weatherspoon's girlfriend had a shirt on that featured "Spoon's Hit List". A list of quarterbacks that Missouri will play this year, and that evidently Weatherspoon is going to hit. 

On that list was Zac Lee, only those 2 couldn't figure out who this Zac Lee person was. They ultimately decided that the shirt was wrong and had meant to feature Zac Robinson from OSU on it. Way to do your homework ESPN announcers, you may not know who Zac Lee is yet, but I'm willing to bet by the end of the season you will.

Update by Husker Mike: Here's it is for those of you who weren't watching the Mizzou game...



Corn Blight:

 

You can't let the week go by without a nomination for Oklahoma's offensive line. Their ineptitude goes beyond the injury to Sam Bradford. In fact, our Oklahoma buddies over at Crimson and Cream Machine do a good job of breaking down what happened to the Sooners. You can't blame backup quarterback Landry Jones for looking nervous (scared?) - would you want to get behind the bunch of lardtards the Sooners had out there masquerading as protection?

Poll
Who Wins The Big 12 Cob of the Week?
Colorado's coaches for having Hawkins throw the ball 42 times
60 votes
Ralphie Report for falling for this Hawkins - Kiesau charade
9 votes
Stupid ESPN Announcers Who Don't Know Who Zac Lee is
62 votes
Oklahoma Sooners offensive line
25 votes

156 votes | Poll has closed

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I have too, Have too nominate iowa. Yes they almost lost but pulled out a win. Yes both duke and virgina lost to fcs teams. But we knew that those teams were not very good while there was talk that iowa might be back. Yeahhh not yet I guess.

by huskermic on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

You can watch a video of my cob selection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0sJBx2Qk1s

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane

by JLew on Sep 9, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what's most disappointing about this

is that it’s Ron Franklin. I’ve always liked Ron Franklin. That bastard, I don’t like a lot of announcers. In fact, I should be doing announcing rather than them….. after a six pack of beer. Maybe a 12. I’d sure as hell be more entertaining, and after watching that, I might not be as stupid.

Go Big Red Nebraska!
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by Jon Johnston on Sep 9, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a huge Ron Franklin fan...

…but sheesh! Talk about being caught with your pants down.

In fairness to Franklin, this is his final run through the Big XII as he’s annouced that he’s planning to retire next spring. He’s still the best college football announcer ESPN/ABC has in their stable, even with this flub.

by Husker Mike on Sep 9, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A new one!

for this week has just been unleashed.

Your chance to vote for Colorado again!

Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!
Twitter!
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by Jon Johnston on Sep 15, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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