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Dan Hawkins Resents Your Conflama (Old Dan Tucker Version)

Sung to the Folk Tune "Old Dan Tucker"

Old Dan Hawkins was a mighty coach
Until he got to the land of the roach
Worst day as a buff better than red
But he'll keep goin' ‘til Ralphie's dead

Get out of the way for old Dan Hawkins
He's got no time for all your squawkin'
60 yard run with the quarterback bookin'
Old Dan Hawkins stands there lookin'

Write your stories with conflama
Just like they do in Alabama
Ten wins this year is what he said
makes you wonder what's in his head

Get out of the way for old Dan Hawkins
He's got no time for all your squawkin'
AD Mike Bohn swears nothin's cookin'
Old Dan Hawkins stands there lookin'

Players can't run, the line can't block
The whole department's deep in hock
If he's fired he'll still make a haul
It ain't intramurals, it's Big 12 football!

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Hey what’s the point spread for the cu and wyoming game. Are the cowboys favored?

by huskermic on Sep 18, 2009 7:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Cobby!

Did he just wake up from his kool-aid coma?

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane

by JLew on Sep 18, 2009 8:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently so

and apparently he woke up cranky and hungover.

hope for a good game saturday, otherwise it will be more of the same from him

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 18, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If for some way wyoming wins, I for one will Not look at their msg boards. Would be too scared to do that. Can you imagine what will be said

by huskermic on Sep 18, 2009 11:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

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