Dan Hawkins Resents Your Conflama (Old Dan Tucker Version)

Sung to the Folk Tune "Old Dan Tucker"

Old Dan Hawkins was a mighty coach
Until he got to the land of the roach
Worst day as a buff better than red
But he'll keep goin' ‘til Ralphie's dead

Get out of the way for old Dan Hawkins
He's got no time for all your squawkin'
60 yard run with the quarterback bookin'
Old Dan Hawkins stands there lookin'

Write your stories with conflama
Just like they do in Alabama
Ten wins this year is what he said
makes you wonder what's in his head

Get out of the way for old Dan Hawkins
He's got no time for all your squawkin'
AD Mike Bohn swears nothin's cookin'
Old Dan Hawkins stands there lookin'

Players can't run, the line can't block
The whole department's deep in hock
If he's fired he'll still make a haul
It ain't intramurals, it's Big 12 football!