Once Is An Accident, Twice Is Coincidence...

Those bastards down south have whiner and manipulated ever since we bailed their collective asses out of trouble. Simple Texas arrogance has been prevalent all along. I say let the S.O.B.’s loss as an independent, which some rumor mills have them doing! While were at it, let Mizzou go to the Big 11 too. Pretty good chance they will win some conference championships in that D-II conference!

but it’s time to rant. I’m sick of hearing about this UT conspiracy theory. Was there not one second left on the clock on Dec. 5th? YES. And we still had to make sure the best defensive lineman of the decade, possibly the best ever, didn’t throw our o-line aside like rag dolls and block Hunter Lawrence’s career long 46 yard field goal. I remember that game against Kansas in 2004. That pass interference call was ticky-tack at best, and if I was a ref I wouldn’t have called it. I remember it well, it kept our drive alive. I also remember Kansas having a lead that they couldn’t hold on to. I remember Kansas holding our offense for 3 downs on that last drive, forcing 4th and 19. I remember Vince Young scrambling to pick up those 19 yards, then throwing the game winning touchdown. That game DID NOT come down to one questionable call made by the officials. Also, the 2004 Kansas game was the 2nd to last game of the season and at that time it looked like Texas would not make a BCS bowl because Cal only had one loss and were ahead of us in the polls. Longhorns were quite shocked when we got the nod over Cal for the Rose Bowl. It seems strange that the officials would think, “We need to make this call so that Texas MIGHT keep driving down the field, win this game, beat A&M next week, then hopefully Cal or Utah will lose in the next two weeks, Texas can go to a BCS game as an at-large team, and we can all have a little bit bigger payday.” Lots of thinking to do on one call. I was at the ‘07 Tech game, and I personally do not remember any “atrocious” calls against either team. What I do remember is Leach’s hilarious, incoherent speech about pigs or bacon or something after the game, and seeing Michael Crabtree averaging about a zillion yards after each catch and thinking “This kid is going to be scary in Lubbock next year.” It would seem strange that the officials could influence a game so much that the final score is a 16 point difference, though. I felt like the officials in the UT-Tech game in ‘08 missed many, many offensive holding calls, but that didn’t cause Texas to lose by any means. Tech played better, and was a more complete team that night. Just like Texas played better than Nebraska two weeks ago. Not much better, but better. As far as Dan Beebe goes, yes it’s true. He’s the grand wizard in our master conspiracy to take over the universe. That is why we got screwed out of the Big XII game last year. That’s why he has refused to change the Big XII tie-breaker rule for the past year now, despite lobbying from the #2 in the chain of command Mack Brown (I thought Mack Brown always got his way, by the way). Dan Beebe also loves losing $4.5 million for his conference, which is what Hunter Lawrence and the Texas-loving officials cost the Big XII on Dec 5th by putting 1 second back on the clock and making the 46 yarder. Texas is 88-24 against Big 12 teams since 1996, including 8-1 against Nebraska. It seems to me Texas is just better year in and year out than most teams. After the Big 12 game, all Texas fans could do was heap praises upon the toughest opponent it had played in over a dozen games, while the opposing coach hurled insults at our players and coaches. We have to hear the conspiracy theories every year from red raiders and aggies. But you are Nebraska, don’t stoop to their level. You used to terrify everyone for the first 5 years of the Big XII, and you will again one day (probably soon). There is no conspiracy. All the $$$ in the world couldn’t make our o-line deny Suh from picking up our Heisman contender QB and nearly throwing him out of JerryWorld. I hope ya’ll kill Mike Stoops’ team in the Holiday Bowl.

out this coincidence….the Big XII title game was played in Texas. The University of Texas is….wait for it……….IN TEXAS! Something tells me Beebe and Brown were hatching this plan with the Skull and Bones Society, the mafia, Osama bin Laden, Vince McMahon and Chase Daniel in the basement of CIA Headquarters in Langley VA.

I also heard that if you arbitrarily arrange words from Operation Bluebook, the Warren Commission Report the 9-11 Commission report will tell you that Texas would beat Nebraska on a last second field goal in the 2009 Big XII Title Game.