Dear Bo, 
     I am a cincinnati bearcats football fan, and in case you havent noticed, we have yet to lose a game.  Since we are from a BCS conference, I feel we deserve a shot at the National Title if we beat pitt and finish 12-0.  However, theres a problem.  A motherfucking burnt orange problem.  I believe you can help.

All that really stands between cincy and the coveted number 2 spot in the polls is those motherfucking 'horns.  An undefeated cincy team would jump tcu and whoever loses the sec championship game; and should Bo and the boys somehow eke out a victory over texas, we would most certainly be in the Title game.  I have several reasons to believe that your red clad warriors can accomplish this feat:

Ndamakong Suh and the Husker defense eats babies.  Having watched the mizzouri game, I know this to be true.  Perhaps they can help themselves to the flesh of colt mccoy??

Nebraskas red unis are way better than that burnt orange garbage. I speak the truth.

So in conclusion dear Bo, I could really use a huskers victory saturday; could you do that for me??