Dear Bo Pelini:
Dear Bo,
I am a cincinnati bearcats football fan, and in case you havent noticed, we have yet to lose a game. Since we are from a BCS conference, I feel we deserve a shot at the National Title if we beat pitt and finish 12-0. However, theres a problem. A motherfucking burnt orange problem. I believe you can help.
All that really stands between cincy and the coveted number 2 spot in the polls is those motherfucking 'horns. An undefeated cincy team would jump tcu and whoever loses the sec championship game; and should Bo and the boys somehow eke out a victory over texas, we would most certainly be in the Title game. I have several reasons to believe that your red clad warriors can accomplish this feat:
Ndamakong Suh and the Husker defense eats babies. Having watched the mizzouri game, I know this to be true. Perhaps they can help themselves to the flesh of colt mccoy??
Nebraskas red unis are way better than that burnt orange garbage. I speak the truth.
So in conclusion dear Bo, I could really use a huskers victory saturday; could you do that for me??
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Beat Pitt before
so send The Big Red Santa your Christmas card.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

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