The Alternative Names of Ndamukong Suh

by Cobby on Nov 30, 2009 11:38 PM CST in Cobby - Humor

Blatantly stolen...er... inspired by Orson at EDSBS, we present a list of alternative names for Ndamukong Suh, not because we're tired of hearing his name, but because it'll be easier for pansy-ass announcers too intimidated to pronounce Ndamukong. You know who you are.

And since we're not nearly as witty as that Swindle guy (or we'd come up with our own material), we're staying under 29, because it's darned hard coming up with Cameroonian-influenced names (so we mostly didn't try):

Crunch Colthead

Bang Legsnap

Runemdown Fastsmash

Rockhard Anklebend

Fulfulde Bodyslam

Forcefumblesack Pow

TisSadly Noholdingcalls

Kodiak Squashurass

House Hardtomove

Runover Dathawkinsdude

Bamileke Slamileke

Spearthump Beefkill

Boom Bullrush

Gutwrench Kickblock

Stud Thunderclap

Ewondo Sockettear

Awestruck Hornsblood

Drumbeat Steelbuns

Bonebreak Thistysquish

and last, but certainly not least:

BronkoLombardiOutlandBednarik Guy

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It's not a poll...

But I vote for TisSadly Noholdingcalls, with a secondary vote for Runover Dathawkinsdude if TisSadly doesn’t make it to the second round.

by Wolvie on Dec 1, 2009 12:08 AM CST reply actions

Noholdingcalls FTW

Reminds me of ’06 when Moore, Carriker, and co. hardly got any fuckin calls there way!!

Hadoken!!

by Brizzle T on Dec 1, 2009 1:26 AM CST reply actions

Would LOVE to see

Fizzbitch McLanahan get smashed/picked off/hurried/and put into a fetal position. I’d LOVE to see his heisman hopes and championship dreams dashed. I’d LOVE to see Mack Brown’s smug look missing. And I’d LOVE to see the national media recognize once again the Power of the Big Red!

by HuskerINtheArmy on Dec 1, 2009 12:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions