"Butt Bandit" Arrested in Valentine
by Jon Johnston on Nov 24, 2008 7:18 AM CST
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What do you charge someone with in a case like this? What’s an appropriate punishment, being deported to California? Suggestions welcome in the comments section.
(I realize this has nothing to do with Husker sports, but it does have to do with Nebraska. I grew up in a small town where you had to learn how to make your own fun. Realistically, what this guy was doing is pretty gross, but you can't help but laugh, eh?)
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Long ago and not so far away . . .
Now Jon, admit it . . . in your heyday you might have been the one leaving your mark on the world . . .
heh
you’re probably right – i admire the guy’s ability to make his mark on the town.
Probably not on a church, though. :)
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by Jon Johnston on Nov 29, 2008 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Holy Cow!
the Butt bandit was given 13 1/2 month sentence, convinced of 8 misdemeanor counts of public indecency, and one count of disturbing the peace!
That’s seems like a lot for greasy butt prints. You might say he …. got the shaft…..
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