The residents of Valentine, Nebraska can rest easier knowing that there’s been an arrest in the “Butt Bandit” case. The “Butt Bandit” had been terrorizing the community by leaving imprints of his greased buttocks on the windows of businesses, schools, and churches.

What do you charge someone with in a case like this? What’s an appropriate punishment,  being deported to California? Suggestions welcome in the comments section.

(I realize this has nothing to do with Husker sports, but it does have to do with Nebraska. I grew up in a small town where you had to learn how to make your own fun. Realistically, what this guy was doing is pretty gross, but you can't help but laugh, eh?)