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"Butt Bandit" Arrested in Valentine

 The residents of Valentine, Nebraska can rest easier knowing that there’s been an arrest in the “Butt Bandit” case. The “Butt Bandit” had been terrorizing the community by leaving imprints of his greased buttocks on the windows of businesses, schools, and churches.

What do you charge someone with in a case like this? What’s an appropriate punishment,  being deported to California? Suggestions welcome in the comments section.

(I realize this has nothing to do with Husker sports, but it does have to do with Nebraska. I grew up in a small town where you had to learn how to make your own fun. Realistically, what this guy was doing is pretty gross, but you can't help but laugh, eh?)

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Long ago and not so far away . . .

Now Jon, admit it . . . in your heyday you might have been the one leaving your mark on the world . . .

by twh7920 on Nov 28, 2008 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

heh

you’re probably right – i admire the guy’s ability to make his mark on the town.

Probably not on a church, though. :)

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by Jon Johnston on Nov 29, 2008 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy Cow!

the Butt bandit was given 13 1/2 month sentence, convinced of 8 misdemeanor counts of public indecency, and one count of disturbing the peace!

That’s seems like a lot for greasy butt prints. You might say he …. got the shaft…..

Go Big Red Nebraska!
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by Jon Johnston on Dec 8, 2008 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

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