OK, I admit it. I hate 'Lil Red. I've watched him scare little kids. He has one trick: bouncing up and down on his head. He's a waste of perfectly good petroleum resources in this era where $80 oil and $2.99 gas is a bargain.
But some of you Menudo loving sickos like him. There's no accounting for taste.
It's the perfect gift for every Husker fan under the age of 10 (physically or mentally).