OK, I admit it.  I hate 'Lil Red.  I've watched him scare little kids.  He has one trick:  bouncing up and down on his head.  He's a waste of perfectly good petroleum resources in this era where $80 oil and $2.99 gas is a bargain.

But some of you Menudo loving sickos like him.  There's no accounting for taste.

So I bring you word that you no longer have to worry where Lil Red came from.  Yes, there's now a book that explains "The Legend of Lil Red."

It's the perfect gift for every Husker fan under the age of 10 (physically or mentally).