Corn Nation: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
New Blog: The Boxing Bulletin for Boxing Fans!

We're Here to Help - Answer to How Long A Keg of Beer Will Last

This is short, sweet, and to the point, but it's for all y'all who keep hitting this site while searching Google for

"How Long Will A Keg of Beer Last?"

apparently inspired by an article from the middle of June.

There are apparently a number of you who are concerned about this issue.

Looks lonely doesn't it? Maybe you should give it a call, big fella...  Source:(My garage)

As always, Corn Nation is here to help. We want you to have a good summer, and given our vast experience with kegs you know that you've come to the right place for the answers to all your beer-related questions.

The answer to how long will a keg of beer will last:

As long as you keep it cold and under pressure, a keg of beer will last okay until you drink all of it which should be no more than three days after you tapped the darned thing. The key is keeping it under pressure. You preferably will do this with CO2.

The real answer:

If you are keeping a keg of beer around undrank for a week, you didn't deserve it in the first place. And that is especially true for the person who searched "How long will a keg of Bud Light last?".

I realize that we're all at different places in our lives. Some of us are about quantity. Some about quality. Some are about both (whooeeee!). If you're worried about a keg of Bud Light lasting more than two days after you've tapped it, you need to examine the quality aspect of beer, because you're not drinking enough quantity. It's that thing with life being about balance. If you're not going to drink a boatload of a piss beer like Bud Light, then you should buy better beer and enjoy a quality beer. (Note: Heineken is not a quality beer. Heineken is what you get when you soak Lutefisk in Bud Light, strain it a pour it into a green bottle.)

That is all. Thank you.  

We now continue with our regularly scheduled programming.

--JJ--

0 recs  |  Comment 0 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

CN needs your tips! Inform us with an email to: cornnation - at - gmail.com. Better yet, join the CN community and create a fanpost or fanshot!
Follow Us On Twitter
Start posting about the Cornhuskers »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Dsc01361_small
Ask a K-State Blogger
Small
This article has nothing to do with the Huskers
Small
Some videos from Lincoln and Lawrence.
Img_4126_small
Week 11 Observations
Dsc01361_small
Nebraska Commit Andrew Rodriguez Chosen for Army All-America Bowl
Small
Tailgating in Waco
Texas_20tech_20logo_small
RedRaider fan of Husker Fans!
S1160561412_30041162_2216_small
Blackshirt tradition never dies
Clonechronicles_small
Ask A Cyclone
Small
Conspiracy?

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Highlights

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

In The Deed The Glory - Nebraska Tunnel Walk Vs. OU 2009. Shown last night before the game. No wonder the crowd was amped.

Recent FanShots

Nebraska's Recent Top 5 Picks
Over 100 pass attempts over the last 2 games
Nebrasketball Importable Calendar
Beaten up, bloodied, but the Huskers BEAT OU!!!
They May Take Our Lives...
While today's game is proof that Nebraska isn't and never was "back"...the reaction of the Cyclones indicates that beating Nebraska is still something special.  (HT: Clone Chronicles)
Packers bring back Ahman Green
The Case Against Awards - Or, Don't Worry If Suh Doesn't Win
Curtis Carter, WR, Stonewall, LA
Yep...another highlight reel from the Nebraska-Missouri game.  Never get tired of watching this, right?

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Managers

Photo_6_small corn blight

Rc_icon_small Husker Mike

Editors

Hobbes2_small JLew

Authors

Josh2005_small huskerlibrarian

Cornguy_small Cobby

Official Partner of CBS Sports