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Please help come up with addtional lyrics to the first two verses to an adaptation of a song I shot my creative wad on a few weeks ago.

So without further ado, here it is!

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All these Lousy Coaches are getting Fired Tonight.
*Adapted from Hank Williams Jr.’s All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight.

We got an 8-pound playbook, a coach named Callahan.
Lord, it’s hard to be a Cornhusker fan.
We got a line that can’t block, we got an offense that can’t score,
and we got a defense that really isn’t too mean.
I got to get ready, make everything right,
'cause all these lousy coaches are getting fired tonight.

Do you want a drink? Hey do you want to party.
Hey honey this is ol’ 96. Ready to get the thing started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some Blue Ribbon on ice
and all these lousy coaches are getting fired tonight.

*To be sung the morning after the CU blowout in Boulder Co. on November 23, 2007.

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