The USC and Ball State report cards required signatures on the report card.  Last night's demolition by Missouri requires signatures on resignation letters.

Offensive Line:  D-  No running room against one of the worst defenses in college football?
Running Back:  B+  Marlon Lucky didn't have a great game, but he showed heart yesterday, unlike many of his teammates.
Quarterback:  D+  Missed receivers and poor decisions all night.
Wide Receiver: B-  A few drops, but a pretty lethargic performance by all except for Nate Swift.
Defensive Line:  F  Completely ineffective.
Linebackers:  F Completely ineffective.
Secondary:  F  Completely ineffective.
Special Teams:  B+  Well, our punter is pretty good.  Kunalic had a nice deep kickoff, and Henery was solid on his field goals.
Coaching:  F  Ineffective game plan, team not ready to play.  
Overall:  F  Nebraska was never in this game from the kickoff.

Elsewhere in college football:
Stanford:  A+  Nobody is invincible in college football.
LSU:  A+  Except possibly LSU.
Kansas:  A  Jayhawks look like they are real.
Missouri:  A+  Missouri is as well.