I have to admit.  I have a man crush on Bo Pelini.  Just look at him.  The guy is a total badass.  Bo Pelini is a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass.  The guy is a defensive genius.  Look what he did with Nebraska's D.  55th in the Nation to #11.  2nd in the nation in takeaways.  Guys were flying all over the field, willing to sacrifice their bodies to make plays.    

I mean I don't know who couldn't have a man crush on Pelini.  Men want to be him and women want to be with him.  He's a total man's man.  And he has to be the guy to replace Superbowl Bill Callahan.

Lets compare the two:

                       Bo              Bill
Players love............YES...............NO
him as a coach.

Looks like he's.........NO..............YES
about to cry on
sidelines.

Knows how to............Yes..............NO
develop
talent.

Enjoys music............YES..............NO
by Conga master
Poncho Sanchez

Has the respect......HELL YES............NO
of the millions
in Corn Nation

Would look..............YES..............NO
totally awesome
with a handlebar
moustache

Has 8lb. playbook.......NO..............YES

Insults the.............NEVER...........YES
intelligence of
the fan base

Shows raw................YES.............NO
emotion during
game

Willing to make..........YES.............NO
in game or halftime
adjustments

There it is, the most comprehensive comparison between Bo Pelini and Bill Callahan.  Bo wins 8-2.  I dare anyone to compare Bo with any other candidate out there using my system.  I might be a little biased because I do have a little bit of a man crush on him but how could he not be the next head coach at Nebraska?   His default expression is a determined scowl, like he's prepared to introduce you to the business end of his shoe if you look at him wrong.  Unlike that self serving jerk Callahan who seems to always have a smug grin on his face.   His integrity is genuine on-field and off, similar to the living legend Dr. Tom Osborne.

So if you do nothing else, write, call, email or send Osborne a message by carrier pigeon urging him to contact Bo Pelini and get him here so he can begin the Big Red Resurgence.

GO BIG RED.